“I keep telling them 49 simply does not round up to 50,” said Orion Atkinson when asked for comment about his student’s unexpected failing grade. “Hell, they would have failed math too.”
Outrage has sparked among collegegoers following a post Atkinson made on social media telling literally every single person in North Western Ontario about his student’s “abhorrent excuse for a PixiJS animation”. While we here at Channel 0 News aren’t necessarily sure what a PixiJS is, we all agree that whatever it is, it certainly sounds tedious.
“He made an interactable animation of two of his dogs eating. It was actually pretty sick, but I’m more of a cat guy,” said Atkinson. “Skill issue.” He then proceeded to put his hands up like claws and hiss at us.
The student in question remains rather pissed that they won’t be able to graduate with their friends this year.
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