Last Tuesday, reports came in regarding a student who supposedly passed out from heat stroke shortly after beginning their 3D render using Cycles. Our hard-working reporter on the scene tried reaching out to the student for comment, but they were not conscious at the time. The student’s condition has since improved, but it has the community asking if maybe the air conditioning in a notoriously hot room should be improved (or working in the first place). When asked why the student didn’t simply render in Eevee, the student claimed to have “always hated that Pokémon”. This is a serious concern for students who insist on always wearing sweaters and those allergic to water. My favourite Eeveelution is Umbreon (if you even care).