“I really couldn’t have done it without you,” said the student, concluding her speech this Wednesday afternoon. “So what if I’ve lost all academic integrity? Do employers even care about that?” What lazybones may consider a miracle, a student has recently graduated from their program despite openly admitting they had ChatGPT do literally everything for them. When we reached out for comment, they asked us to wait a moment so she could ask ChatGPT what she should say to us. “Absolutely! That’s a great idea! Do you want me to list out an array of comments for you to use? 🔥✅” We decided to not engage further as that was incredibly annoying.