Recent government budget changes have resulted in the OSAP student funding program to be cancelled. Those in charge insist it happened so funds could instead be used to fund a brand new luxury spa in Toronto. “Why are people so mad about this?” officials who were inexplicably born into money asked when confronted. “Hell, we’re even paving over a science center for this bad boy. It’s super cool, pinky promise.” While the spa does in fact sound pretty rad, critical thinkers have shown concern over the precedent this may set for education funding in the future.
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