Students looking to rent out cameras this morning were disappointed to find the Photo Hut closed indefinitely due to Gail Parnega barricading herself inside. Through mumbled dialogue, our reporter discerned that it was due to feeling unsafe after insisting the minimum wage be lowered. Besides that, the only other dialogue our reporter could make out included “they had it coming,” and “I’d do it again”. Where this sudden distaste for minimum wage workers came from is yet unknown. Officers arrived at the scene with battering rams and breaching charges.
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